Timmy: Herro, everypony~! Look, I'm still alive! Of course, nopony cares since the only people who read this are my hypothetical friends. Emphasis on hypothetical. THEY DON'T EXIST. Now, I would say I'm working on stuff, but that'd be a blatant lie... I'm taking it easy after a long stay at the hospital! Anyway, I've been awfully lonely lately... But who cares? NOPONY. ANGER. VENTING. So, what else is new? Oh, yeah. Twilicorn. That happened. But Pokemon X and Y! YUSH. Chespin looks awesome. Finally, a Grass Starter I want to use! Maybe I should try to do at least SOMETHING creative soon... We'll see... Gawd I need more FRIENDS! Is anypony out there?
Shiro: What? We're not good enough for you, Timmy-kun~? :3
Timmy: You're not real.
Shiro: Ow, my feels~!
Timmy: I feel like I'm banished to the moon or something... But that'd be better, I'd have Luna to keep me company~! I HATE BEING ME.
Shiro: Does somepony need a hug? :3
Timmy: Does somepony want their wings ripped off?
Shiro: *Ties up with rope* Okay. Let's go meet some new people~! It'll be fun~! Maybe we can even find you a special somepony~!
Timmy: F++K YOU MAN! UNTIE ME! I DEMAND MY FREEDOM! WHEN I GET UNTIED, I SWEAR! TENTACLES EVERYWHERE! YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS, SHIRO-KUN!
Shiro: Doubt it. Bye everypony~!
Timmy: But I'm not done ye-