T.L-L.C EPISODE TWO

TIMMY'S LOVE-LOVE COMPANY!!!!!!! EPISODE 2: THE SHATTERED MIRROR! WAIT WHAT MIRROR?!
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YAY ME.... BY MAKING THIS I HAVE MADE "LOVE-LOVE COMPANY" THE SINGLE LONGEST SERIES I'VE EVER PUBLISHED ON QUIZILLA... W00T... AND NO I'M NOT WRITING THE EXTREMELY LONG INTRO AGAIN (AS IF THIS ONE IS'NT JUST AS LONG) BECAUSE LENGTHY INTRODUCTIONS ARE LENGTHY... SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO... (AND NO NOT THE PAINTER...) LETS DO IT LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! (YES I MADE A CHUCK NORRIS JOKE... WHAT NOW?!?!?!?! I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCREEN N00BZORZ!!!!!!) (ALSO... TIMMY = "ME" FROM THE LAST EPISODE...) Created by Mininja on Monday, October 04, 2010
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(GIRL WALKS IN) SO... I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SERVICES...
TIMMY: GIVE ME THE INFO...
GIRL: PLEASE MEET ME AT THE BRIDGE OF FATE AT 3 THIS AFTERNOON...
TIMMY: NOT THE BRIDGE AGAIN! AND STOP TALKING LIKE THAT! YOU SOUND LIKE EVANGELINE! (QUIETLY) AS IF ANYONE WILL GET THAT REFERENCE...
GIRL: FINE THEN... (WALKS AWAY)
TIMMY: ALRIGHT MEN! I WANT YOU READY BY THE TIME THIS IMPALA STANDS UP!
NINJA: WE'RE READY BOSS!
SASKUE: DEJA VU...
TIMMY: READY THEGIANT SWISS WAR ZEPPLIN! LAUNCH! (ZEPPLIN CRASHES SOON AFTER LIFTOFF) SASKUE! GIVE ME A STATUS REPRT!
SASKUE: ZEPPLIN FELL AFTER 3.2 SECONDS OF FLIGHT!
TIMMY: THANKS SO MUCH CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
SASKUE: NO NEED TO BE HURTFUL! IT PROBABLY FELL BECAUSE OF THE HOLES IN IT!
TIMMY: WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN THE ZEPPLIN...
SASKUE: YOUSAID YOU WANTED A SWISS ZEPPLIN RIGHT...
TIMMYSIGHS) HOLD ON... I CAN MAKE THIS FUNNY... WHAT HAPPEN?
SASKUE: SOMEONE SETUP US THE BOMB! WE GETSIGNAL!
TIMMY: WHAT?
SASKUE: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!
TIMMY: IT'S YOU...
(SILENCE)
TIMMY: OH YEAH WE NEED A ROBOTIC VOICE FOR THAT... SO MUCH FOR THAT BIT... LET'S JUST WALK... (POKEMON SCREEN TRANSITION SOUND EFFECT)
GIRL: SO... YOU FELL FOR IT...
TIMMY: WE'VE BEEN LED INTO A TRAP!
SASKUE: (GROWLS LIKE A WOOKIE)
TIMMY: EMMA HOW COULD YOU?! (HAHA REFERENCE TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS ON QUIZILLA... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...)
GIRL: THATS NOT MY NAME...
TIMMY: I'LL HAVE TO GO SUPER SAIYAN!
SASKUE: BOSS YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK YOUR LEGAL OPTIONS BEFORE YOU DO THAT... IM PRETTY SURE THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT...
TIMMY: YOU ACT LIKE QUIZILLA ISN'TFULL OF THAT STUFF...
SASKUE: GOOD POINT BOSS BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE SHOTS AT THE NETWORK IF I WERE YOU... THEY CANSHUT US DOWN YOU KNOW...
TIMMY: WHATEVER... I'LL JUST GET IN THE MEGAZORD... (GETS IN MEGAZORD) (FALLS DOWN) HOLD ON... I'LL JUST GET UP WITH... WHERE'S THE ARMS... I SEE NO ARMS... WHY DOES THE MEAZORD HAVE NO ARMS?!
SASKUE: YEAH... THATS A SLIGHT BUG WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON...
TIMMY: THAT'S NOT A BUG ITS A DEFICIENCY! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
SASKUE: YOU DIDN'T...
TIMMY: WHATEVER... EJECT! (EJECTS) IMPACT PARACHUTE DEPLOY! (HITS GROUND THEN PARACHUTE OPENS)WHY DIDN'T IT OPEN BEFORE I HIT THE GROUND?!
SASKUE: WELL ITS CALLED A IMPACT PARACHUTE SO...
TIMMY: (SIGHS) IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS THEN YOU GUYS MUST BE OVERDOSE ON HAPPY PILLS... I'VE GOT MORE STUFF... (PRESSES BUTTON, DEATH STAR APPEARS WHILE "IMPERIAL MARCH PLAYS)
SASKUE: WHERE DOES HE GET THE MONEY FOR THIS STUFF?!
GIRL: YOU GUYS ARE IDOTS THAT ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION...
TIMMY: WHAT YOU SAY?!
GIRL: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE...
TIMMY: WE SHOULD MAKE OUR TIME... FOR GREAT JUSTICE! FIRE THE DEATH STAR'S LAZOR!
DEATH STAR: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
SASKUE: BUT IF WE'RE HERE AND THE DEATH STAR FIRES... WON'T WE...
TIMMY: YOU'RE RIGHT! PROTECT SPELL! (PROTECT SPEE BLOCKS LAZOR)
SASKUE: WE'VE BEEN LOSING THEWHE TIME AND NOW WE USE SPELLS?
TIMMY: AND WHO'S FAULT IS IT THAT I WAS FAILING?!
NINJA (LOL NINJAS BESIDE SASKUE'S FIRST LINE IN THE WHOLE EPISODE): MAYE YOU SHOULD JUSTGO BACK IN TIME AND TELL YOURSELF WHAT HAPPENS...
TIMMY: NO FOR TWO REASONS... 1 WE'D NEED 21.1 JIGAWATTS OF POWER TO GET THERE AND 2 DO I LOOK LIKE A DELOREAN TOYOU?!
GIRL: UGH IM OUT OF HERE!
TIMMY: WELLSHE HAD ZEROTOLERANCE!
SASKUE: SHE WAS JUSTA DARKBLOB OF SAD MATTER!
(LOL HINTS IN ITALICS... UMM NO ITALICS IN DEVIANTART... OH WELL...)
SASKUE: SO... WHATS HER POWER LEVEL...
TIMMY: DIDN'T WE ALREADY DO THAT JOKE... OH WELL... ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!
(A FEW HOURS LATER)
SASKUE: SO WHAT'RE WE DOING NEXT TIME...
TIMMY: A DAY OFF...
SASKUE: A DAY OFF EPISODE ALREADY... ISNT THAT LIKE A MID-END SERIES TYPE OF EPISODE?
TIMMY: YEAH... BUT THE NETWORK COULD SHUT US DOWN AT ANY TIME SO WE HAVE TO DO AS MANY EPISODE TYPES AS POSSIBLE...
SASKUE: BUT STILL-
TIMMY: NEXT TIME! "TIMMY'S LOVE-LOVE COMPANY!!!!!! EPISODE 3: A DAY OFF! WAIT WE GET DAYS OFF?! I WISH I'D TAKEN A VACATION... THE PLUSHY CAT ASSAULT! AND THE RETURN OF THE FLEEING ADVERSARY!"
SASKUE: BUT I-
TIMMY: SHUT UP SASKUE YOU CUT ME OFF LAST TIME!!!!!!