The Touhou Fanfic Challenge! (With a Few Tweaks!)

It's been years since I've posted anything, but I got tagged so why the hell not? ^^
So, since Touhou fanfics are few and far between, and because I don't... READ them, I'll change some of my questions to better fit the circumstances, and those will be marked with parentheses. And this is REALLY recent, I just did a Touhou Sort yesterday, so the characters on my list are ripe and current favorites!

Dunno how to tag people. But I'll put your icons here anyway.
tagged me (kinda) so I had to do this. THANKS A LOT. Nah, it was fun. X3

And he's never HERE anymore, but just in case he somehow sees this, I challenge to do this with a different series.

The Dragon Ball Z (Touhou Shipping?) Challenge!!! list a number of your favorite characters in order and answer the following questions! let's have some fun!! 

1. Kogasa Tatara
2. Yukari Yakumo
3. Koishi Komeiji
4. Patchouli Knowledge
5. Yuyuko Saigyouji
6. Suika Ibuki
7. Alice Margatroid
8. Parsee Mizuhashi
9. Nitori Kawashiro
10. Satori Komeiji

1. Have you read a (seen a) 5 and 10 fanfic (pairing image) before?
Yuyuko and Satori? Not really. Sounds like an odd pairing, especially since it's said that only Yukari can follow Yuyuko's train of thought... Poor Satori, she'd be crushed by a combination of her own ability and her lover! D:

2. Do you think 3 is hot?
Do I think KOISHI is hot? Well, I mean, I can't deny that all that danbooru goodness is delicious. She can be either adorable, or sexy. (I'm ashamed to admit that last part, but she cheated by manipulating my subconscious.) 

3. What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
Well, uh... I guess Suika got drunk and forced herself on poor Kogasa... Well, certainly sounds like a surprise... That child would be... Odd. All the power of an umbrella with the strength of an oni. Just... Odd.

4. Do you recall any good fics (fanon interpretations) on 9?
I always liked believing that Nitori was actually really nice. Just look at her! Adorable and sweet! There's a reason why Optical Cellophane is my favorite Touhou Vocal... [link] (In case you wanna hear it for yourself. :3)

5. Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
NO. NOT AT ALL. DESPITE ALL THE FANART FOR THIS SHIP, I SEE NO REASON WHY IT SHOULD EVER HAPPEN. BAD FANDOM, BAD. ALIKARI IS SATAN-SPAWN. 


6. 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?
If only Alice were one spot lower... Er, in any event... I guess 4 and 9. I don't really like it, but it's better than Parsee and Patchouli. 
"I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE! I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR MAGIC!"

7. What would happen if 7 discovered that 3 and 8 were in a secret relationship?
Alice discovers that Parsee and Koishi are secret lovers? 
You know, that's kind of interesting... Koishi's the only one who could see what Parsee REALLY wants instead of taking her outward jealousy at face value... Kinda cute and heartwarming~... But what would Alice do? Nothing. XD

8. Make up a short summary for 2 and 6.
Yukari and Suika? Well...
It is many hundreds of years in the past. Oni flourish through the fantasy land of Gensokyo. Their wild parties, complete with feasts and drinking, are fun to attend, and don't seem to be bothering anyone. But one Oni has gone where others wouldn't even dare. The dangerous and mysterious gap youkai finds this little Oni, Suika, o be charming. Will these new friends find something more? And how will this affect Gensokyo?

I botched it, but they DO know each other from the past, so at least I had that going for me. XD

9. Is there such a thing as a 4 and 10 romantic fluff story?
Patchy and Satori? Probably not. I can see Patchy wanting to learn more about Satori... Hmm... I could always check her SA dialogue from that stage...

10. Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kogasa x Yuyuko? Geezus, the crack is real...
Um... "The Petals that Fall Onto the Umbrella" I guess. Something like that.

11. What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
Why would Patchy want to seduce anyone, especially Kogasa? 
Well... I suppose Patchy could captivate Kogasa with feats of magic and then... Surprise her... >_>

12. Does (Would) anyone on your friends list read (ship a) 7 and 9 fics (pairing)?
Alice and Nitori? I think I know SOMEONE... But she ships almost everything. XD
But AliTori isn't TOO bad. Better than most of the ships this Challenge has made me think about. XD

13. If you wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you pick?
Probably would just make a vocal of Heartfelt Fancy and post it in the fic. XD

14. If you wrote a warning on two/three/six fanfic, what would the warning be?
WARNING! THERE IS ENOUGH CRACK HERE TO GET YOU ARRESTED.

15. What pickup line might 8 use on 5?
"I'm jealous of your big, supple breasts~."

16. (Thought I'd make a shameless addition to the questions just for fun~.
Hey, don't judge! You'd do it, too! D:<)
Take your favorite OC and think about how they would be with each character in a fic!

Well, my OC is obviously... Timmei... Y'know, me except not me. XD

1. I can see Timmei getting LEGITIMATELY frightened by Kogasa. She'd be so happy, and he'd love to see that! It'd go on from there, really cute. ^^

2. Even if she IS the waifu, I dunno that this'd go very well. She's too smart and powerful for him! But maybe that's the fun part to her...

3. Oh geez. She KNOWS what he wants... And it's not innocent at all... >_>
But it could end nicely. She might keep him. ^^'  

4. This one's kinda nice. They're both very scientific thinkers, but one's excitable, depressive, and sardonic and the other's just stoic. If it's not a Manzai, it's not a bad relationship. I can see tender moments~.

5. Well... That's a bit tough since they're so similar and opposite at the same time... It's either really good, or like dating yourself. Not sure which.

6. Cute! They have a dynamic of strong girl/weak guy without the girl being a huge body builder or an ass! The guy's still a pushover though... But she finds it cute. ^^ (Even if Oni respect STRENGTH over almost anything else...)

7. Uh. Erm. I can see it working but also not. It's odd. Next!

8. Jealousy. So much jealousy. "My ex-lover had a bigger one!" But he puts up with it anyway. ^^'

9. Awww! They're both so sweet and nice! And love robotics. Is a good ship. >w>

10. No one likes having their thoughts read. That's what they say. He might, though. Who knows?